Have I got a deal for you!
For the low low price of 49.95p, and bear in mind that you'd find tonics like this only in high end witchery shops and even then you'd expect to pay 100p, 120p or more!
But for 50p you could be the proud new owner of a bottle of Uncle T's World Renowned, Best Known, Never Fails, All Natural Swamp Based Health and Hair Tonic.
Guaranteed to put a lush coat of fur from your crown to your toes and everywhere in between. Get it quick because when the full moon shines on this baby, it's *poof* back to plain old Health Tonic. And do you want to just feel great or do you want to feel great AND have all the hair a Yeti could desire?
But wait, that's not the best part! Put your order in now and you'll get not one, but two, yes two bottles of Uncle T's Health and Hair Tonic for only 49.95p! Thats twice the hair for half the price! how could you possibly go wrong?
This is in fact such a fantastic deal that we can't do it forever. Could we put 2 ticks on the sundial please?
OK folks, once that shadow reaches the mark 2 ticks away this deal is o.v.e.r!
Supplies are limited, so act now to avoid disappointment, thats Uncle T's Health and Hair Tonic. Get it today!